therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
