she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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