so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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