She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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