What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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