Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
