Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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