new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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