Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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