He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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