We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Duck Duck Cougar?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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