This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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