i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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