so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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