Sry I called you an 8
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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