I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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