you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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