it wasn't lemon gatorade
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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