i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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