nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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