He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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