My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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