4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We had sex on a dog bed..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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