I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My Sexting was not on an AP level
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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