u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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