I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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