some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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