So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
