i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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