4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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