Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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