i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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