I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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