bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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