Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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