This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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