Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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