I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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