That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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