office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When did angry sex become our thing?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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