The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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