You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
