I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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