Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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