sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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