Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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