hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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