Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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