Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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