If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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