I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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