You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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