Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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