Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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