remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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