Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
