Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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