I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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